On Google Chat this morning...(typos retained)

Mum: Always believe mum is always with you.
me: send me some angels!!
tell your angels to go jaga [take care of] me for a bit
[stuff about airport security]
me: how is malaysia?
Mum: I'm your angel!! gurdian angel.In spirit I'm always with you
me: hehe
Mum: Boring
me: you're still ALIVE lah, you can't be my guardian angel yet
aww do something
like go talk to the chickens or something
(are there still chickens?_ [we used to have chickens next door]
Mum: No I mean I havn't come back to malaysia yet. It will take few days
me: where are you?
Mum: If I talk to chicken , can they help you? How about ducks? I'm in the house ulutiram
me: oh
if you talk to chickens and ducks, you won't be bored
Mum: Oh,I thought you ment chickens can be your gaurdian angel.
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
Mum: LOL LOL LOL
me: well, if youw ant them to
hahahahahahhahahahahahahha
hahahahahahahahahahha
oh dear
i cannot eat chicken anymore
thanks mum
Mum: Your mum can be sooo silly some time but thanks for the good lough
me: no thank you
that is the silliest thing i've heard for a long time
Mum: Its ok that eatten chiken can be your angel. Talk to the grilled drumstick